DILEMMA

What determines a person's level of douchebaggery? Is a douchebag with one a douchebag with all? Is a douchebag with most, necessarily a douchebag with you too? WHAT IF DOUCHEBAG LOOKS REALLY CUTE? :O What do we do in a this situation of absolute doucheyness? Do we ignore said douchebaggery which might be a severe consequence later on in the future or do we accept the douchebaggyness and move on to a lesser douchebag?

Asking for a friend :P