December 13, 2013

The Opposite Of Mediocre Is?

Imagine the loudest possible sound you can of somebody running into a glass door, without it actually breaking.
Now imagine me doing that :P
Unfortuantely, that is not the crazy bit. The crazy bit is, none of the four boys in my presence laughed after this happened. NOT ONE. *wipes tear*

(I would've definitely laughed if I saw somebody walking into a glass door, as I did a few months back when my mom walked into Hidesign's glass doors. Hehehehe. Karma is a bitch. Never take genetics for granted either. Just saying)

Either way, the point is, I'm a clumsy person. We all are. Everyday, I see somebody getting smushed between metro doors, trip on their saris, spill water on themselves while trying to not put their mouths to the bottle (ALWAYS -.-), and so on. Some of you guys are probably a little more in control of your physical selves. But I know that there are many more people like me.. the ones with the balance of a pregnant elephant doing ballet.

But clumsiness isn't just a state of physical being. If you had to widen the circle of this Venn diagram, you'll see 47683790218239632 number of bad decisions everyday. That's clumsiness too, right? You didn't measure the consequence of a choice correctly (look alliteration!), and so things didn't turn out quite the way you expected them to. That's alright. We all buy weird pants sometimes, or go out on dates with strange people (you, the one who scratched your crotch non stop, yes this is about you.)

Point is, what do we learn from it? Buy antiseptic powder, sure. Always take your mom along when you shop, yep. (Hi boys, it's cute when you do that. Hahahawhh). The thingmajig is, making the wrong decision is the only way you actually hardwire the learning into your brain. My dad's told me at least a bazillion times to check the handbrake before I leave the car, but I only started doing it after we woke up one morning to find the car randomly sitting in the middle of the road. (Our parking might be sloped :P)


As this year draws to an end, there's a bunch that I learn from my clumsiness. True, it might not have been the best of years (2010, COME MAKE LOVE TO ME AGAIN!).

But you know what they say right? When you hit rock bottom, you can't sink any further because then you'll be underground and that'll just be a weird saying. (Or something like that). Maybe your year was supercalifragilisticexpialidociously fantastic - you didn't have a single bad haircut, you got laid multiple times and your math problems really did end with an LHS = RHS. Maybe your year sucked stinky monkey balls instead. Or maybe, your year was just.. mediocre, and when you're old and looking back upon life, you won't remember 2013 at all.

Either way, for now, let's look back and laugh a little anyway. We're older. Maybe somewhat wiser. Maybe still walking into glass doors.

It doesn't matter, because it has already mattered when it was supposed to.
And if none of this makes you feel better, remember. We're the generation that survived the Mayans!

November 7, 2013

Guess Who's Back

*dusts cobwebs*
*coughs*
*dies*
Nah. HIIIIIIII!

Exams are starting in two weeks so obviously I decided that it's time to revive this place.  How have all you gorgeous people been? I've been fantastic minus the fact that I'm getting sucked into the massive vortex of a syllabus that I've decided to finish in 2 weeks. You too? Join the club!

Either way, this post isn't to inculcate your already growing sense of panic, but to bring us all back to the real world (by which I obviously mean the internet).
Do we all share the same sense of panic? YES WE DO! We'll all pass, don't worry. Then December shall arrive and we'll all either freeze partying or party freezing. And then 2014!
Man. Talk about a year just flying by.

Needless to say, we shall all see more of each other soon. Yes? Yes! Here, have some cyanide and happiness.



See you!

Chutney

I don't know how it started.

If one were look back upon things, it's hard to pinpoint when everything went from simple looks of adoration to a universe of complex chaos and destruction. I could tell you that this is when I looked the other way and this is when she fell for him instead, but hearts do not know calendars. They do not understand expiry dates and time bombs.

February 7, 2013

Try



I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body. 
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she 
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.

I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home.
— (via clementinevonradics)

January 9, 2013

Twenty ThirteOMG IT'S FREEZING.


Hello!


How have all you fabulous people been? Contrary to popular belief on the internet, I am very much alive, albeit much more involved with commitments in the real world (basically having a brilliant and very sunny and OH-DUDE-TOO-MUCH-HAPPENED end to 2012.)